Lazy Dog Restaurant & Bar Houston Menu

grilled half-pound beef patty, smoked bacon, cheddar, chipotle ranch, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion [1050 cal]

lemon, garlic, butter, capers, crispy croutons, romano cheese [470 cal]

all-natural durham ranch grass-raised wyoming bison, smoked bacon, red skin potato mash, sauteed spinach, haystack onions [1200 cal]

banana cream pudding, old school nilla wafers, sliced banana, whipped cream [600 cal]

layers of shaved hickory-smoked Beeler’s ham, slow-cooked pork shoulder, swiss cheese, pickles our Liquid Blanket IPA mustard melted between sliced sourdough [1060 cal]

bacon baked with brown sugar, crushed red pepper chili flakes, black pepper [250 cal]

hand-breaded chicken breast on a bed of mixed greens with candied walnuts, housemade indigo cornbread croutons, jack cheddar cheese, hard-boiled egg, charred sweet corn, tomatoes, honey mustard dressing a side of our nashville hot sauce for di...

shrimp, ground chicken, tofu, peanuts, stir-fried egg, bean sprouts, pad thai sauce [1430 cal]

Whoa, Nellie Mexican-Style Lager cheese sauce, guacamole, tomatoes, pickled jalapeno, tapatio crema, queso blanco, cilantro [1560-1720 cal]

sashimi grade tuna poke tossed with spicy garlic crunch atop crispy sushi rice guacamole, drizzled with housemade umami sauce, topped with fresh jalapeno and furikake [1240 cal]

celery, carrots, with blue cheese, BBQ high altitude hot sauces [1830 cal]

chicken breast, water chestnuts, peanuts, carrots, sesame soy sauce, pickled cucumbers, romaine spears [580 cal]

Firecracker Shrimp: wok-fired shrimp, tossed with ginger, garlic, and our housemade spicy firecracker sauce, served over crispy rice paper, topped with green onions [1350 cal]

jack, cheddar, queso blanco, pimento, hatch chiles, cilantro black beans, hand-cut tortilla chips [1140 cal]

a crispy cheese crusted quesadilla stuffed with melted cheddar and jack cheeses, served with guacamole, sour cream housemade salsa [1260-1420 cal]

grilled half-pound beef patty, blue cheese, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion, blue cheese dressing [1100 cal]

grilled half-pound beef patty, smoked bacon, cheddar, chipotle ranch, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion [1050 cal]

two grilled quarter-pound beef patties, american cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, bark bite sauce [980 cal] Please note the All-American Burger comes with one patty when ordering rare or medium rare.

grilled half-pound beef patty, candied bacon, havarti, peanut butter, grape jelly, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle [1340 cal]

Grilled half-pound beef patty topped with shaved ribeye steak, whoa nellie mexican-style lager cheese sauce, melted mozzarella creamy horseradish sauce [1440 cal]

all-natural durham ranch grass-raised wyoming bison, havarti, caramelized onion bacon jam, green leaf lettuce, tomatoes, mayo [970 cal]

grilled half-pound beef patty, guacamole, hatch chiles, jack, roasted jalapeno-lime aioli, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion [970 cal]

grilled half-pound beef patty, choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion [700 cal]

Gochujang-marinated shaved ribeye, steamed rice, spicy carrots, pickled cucumbers, bean sprouts, spinach, sesame seeds, green onions, sunny-side up egg [720 cal]

Grilled lemon chicken breast, yellow rice, tomato-cucumber-feta salad, kalamata olives, tzatziki sauce, spring pea hummus [960 cal]

yakisoba noodles tossed with tender slow-cooked beef, bean sprouts and cabbage, topped with queso blanco, radish, cilantro and cheddar cheese crackle, served with a side of housemade birria chili broth to pour over [1510 cal]

shrimp, ground chicken, tofu, peanuts, stir-fried egg, bean sprouts, pad thai sauce [1430 cal]

parmesan chardonnay cream sauce [1360 cal]

Wok-fired rice with shaved hickory-smoked ham, seasoned ground beef, ginger, garlic, cabbage, peas, carrots, soy sauce garlic chili crisp, topped with furikake, green onions and a sunny-side up egg, with a side of housemade teriyaki gravy [1430 ...

On a bed of rice, chicken breast, cabbage, guacamole, black beans, hatch chiles, jack cheddar, salsa, corn, cilantro, tapatio crema [930 cal]

Sashimi grade seared rare tuna, furikake-seasoned rice, edamame, avocado, marinated cucumbers, pickled ginger, spicy garlic crunch, citrus soy dipping sauce [650 cal]

candied bacon cheddar cheese, melted between parmesan sourdough toast, served with housemade tomato soup for dipping

grilled cheese, club or walnut chicken salad sandwich, fries a caesar, wedge, baby greens salad [1560-2010 cal]

stone ground corn tortillas, tartar sauce, cabbage, served with fresh lime, salsa, spanish rice cilantro black beans on the side [1020 cal]

wok-fired chicken, onions, bell peppers, water chestnuts, peanuts - served with choice of white or brown steamed rice [610 cal]

with tartar sauce, creamy apple cider coleslaw, fries [1670 cal]

topped with American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and bark bite sauce served with fries (900 cal)

a cup of soup a caesar, wedge or baby greens salad [280-780 cal]

grilled cheese, club or walnut chicken salad sandwich, fries a cup of soup [1560-2010 cal]

hand-breaded chicken breast, melted mozzarella, marinara sauce, noodles [850 cal]

wok-fired chicken, broccoli, ginger, onions, garlic - served with choice of white or brown steamed rice [612 cal]

wok-fired chicken, mushrooms, bean sprouts, bell peppers, broccoli, onions, sesame seeds - served with choice of white or brown steamed rice [390 cal]

fresh lemon, cucumbers simple syrup [170 calories]

[270 calories]

strawberry puree sprite [130 calories]

oj, pomegranate, coconut-pineapple cream mint [130 calories]

[200 calories]

[160 calories]

[300 calories]

red bull energy drink, mango, tajin chamoy rim [150 calories]

sugar free red bull energy drink, mango, tajin chamoy rim [50 calories]

[200 calories]

[0 calories]

pick your soda, add coconut-lime cream, huckleberry puree or vanilla bean cream to any soda [60-130 calories]

Serves 4-5 people. Marinated grilled boneless chicken breasts, mashed potatoes, sauteed green beans, heirloom tomatoes, sliced almonds, citrus cream sauce on the side

Serves 4-5 people. Fettuccine noodles, parmesan chardonnay cream sauce, romano cheese // family-style caesar salad with our housemade dressing, garlic croutons parmesan

Serves 4-5 people. Grilled boneless chicken breasts, BBQ sauce, mashed potatoes, sauteed green beans

Serves 4-5 people. Five hand-dipped buttermilk boneless chicken breasts, red skin potato mash, white gravy, spiced maple syrup, sauteed spinach with smoked bacon

Serves 4-5 people. A family-style serving of our kung pao chicken wok made with chicken breast, onions, bell peppers, water chestnuts, peanuts – served with choice of white or brown steamed rice

Fettuccine noodles, parmesan chardonnay cream sauce, romano cheese // family-style caesar salad with our housemade dressing, garlic croutons parmesan

Serves 4-5 people. A family-style serving of our teriyaki chicken wok made with chicken breast, mushrooms, bean sprouts, bell peppers, broccoli, onions, sesame seeds – served with choice of white or brown steamed rice

Serves 4-5 people. A family-style serving of our vegetarian teriyaki tofu wok made with tofu, mushrooms, bean sprouts, bell peppers, broccoli, onions, sesame seeds – served with choice of white or brown steamed rice

Serves 4-5 people. A family-style serving of our all-natural durham ranch grass-raised bison meatloaf, with smoked bacon, haystack onions, and housemade bbq sauce, served with gravy, red skin potato mash and sauteed spinach

minted strawberry compote, vanilla bean ice cream [1240 cal]

our housemade chocolate chip brownie with graham cracker crust, chocolate sauce, toasted marshmallow a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream [1510 cal]

wild huckleberries, cinnamon apples, salted caramel sauce, served warm with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream in a hand-folded sugar pie crust [590 cal]

housemade chocolate mousse layered with chocolate sauce, chocolate chips crunchy waffle flakes whipped cream [950 cal]

banana cream pudding, old school nilla wafers, sliced banana, whipped cream [600 cal]

Choose 6 of any of our TV Dinners that are made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays and ready to pop in the oven when you need them.

Hearty meals made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays, and ready to pop in the oven when you need them. Marinated grilled chicken breasts over yellow rice, with citrus cream sauce, served with garlic butter broccoli pineapple upside down cake

Hearty meals made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays, and ready to pop in the oven when you need them. Meatloaf, brown gravy, red skin mashers, garlic butter corn, peas carrots, peanut butter cup brownie

Hearty meals made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays, and ready to pop in the oven when you need them. Slow-cooked savory beef vegetable stew topped with red skin mashers and melted jack cheddar cheeses served with garlic butter broccoli ...

Hearty meals made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays, and ready to pop in the oven when you need them. Housemade chicken pot pie filled with slow-roasted hand-shredded chicken breast and seasonal vegetables in a pie dough crust [1320 cal]

Hearty meals made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays, and ready to pop in the oven when you need them. Roasted turkey breast served with housemade gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet corn stuffing, with a huckleberry-apple cake dessert [1550 cal]

Hearty meals made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays, and ready to pop in the oven when you need them. Housemade meat sauce, ricotta, mozzarella, romano parmesan cheeses, served with garlic parmesan broccoli warm cannoli cake

layers of housemade vegetarian mushroom, brown rice walnut chorizo, baby spinach, corn tortillas queso blanco , roasted corn bell peppers, creamy poblano sauce and spicy crema served with spanish rice and cinnamon churro butter cake [1730 cal]

Hearty meals made in-house, frozen in retro-style trays, and ready to pop in the oven when you need them. Hand-dipped buttermilk boneless chicken breasts with housemade country gravy served with red skin mashed potatoes and sauteed baby spinach ...

cheddar cheese, hand-cut tortilla strips [230/350 cal]

chicken breast, black beans, jack, cheddar, sweet corn, avocado, tomatoes, BBQ sauce, hand-cut tortilla strips, chipotle ranch  [670 cal]

chopped chicken breast, tomatoes, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, smoked bacon, hard-boiled egg, housemade blue cheese balsamic dressing [920 cal]

grilled half-pound patty wrapped in lettuce with fresh tomato, red onion, pickle your choice of one side [440 cal]

our grilled half-pound patty wrapped in lettuce with choice of cheese, fresh tomato, red onion, pickle your choice of one side [700 cal]

choice of wok-fired chicken or tofu tossed with broccoli, ginger, onions garlic, served with steamed white or brown rice [660/870 cal]

grilled boneless chicken breast your choice of two sides [470 cal]

grilled salmon filet your choice of two sides [490 cal]

10oz flat iron your choice of two sides [500 cal]

750ml bottle of Freixenet brut with fresh orange juice

Cherry plum notes, herbal aroma

Fruity, creamy, toasty oak tones

Light effervescence, crisp natural acidity, and a light creamy texture

Pear, apple, citrus, crisp finish

Ripe, tropical fruit flavor with passion fruit, melon and grapefruit

Peach, citrus, buttery finish

Dark chocolate, cinnamon notes, rich mouthfeel

Cranberry, dark cherry, oak notes

Black cherry plum, fruitful finish

Black red cherry aromas, notes of oak and cocoa

Dark chocolate, raspberry, vanilla, smooth finish

Peach apple, oak notes, clean finish